Keep in mind that we have a tiny washer - so one of those loads was a king sized sheet and a towel. For real. Not even both sheets - just one.
And you think you do a lot of loads of laundry...
My Italian is coming along.... slowly (piano, piano). I can get to the store, and buy what I need, more or less, so most days that is satisfactory. Things will probably change when we put Smalls into Italian school in the fall, and I need to converse with her teachers...
I can actually understand quite a bit, probably thanks to years of spanish. It's just when I speak, my Italian has a Spanish accent, and here in Naples, everyone speaks the local dialect (there is even a micro-dialect in our neighborhood of Pozzuoli). So... "real" Italian is hard to find. It's actually easier for us to communicate when we are in other parts of Italy - especially Tuscany, where the language is clear, enunciated, and more proper.
We've been here for almost ten months already, and I wonder if it will ever feel like "home" here. I think, probably not...
Here is a small example...
I got excited about Easter and wanted to dye eggs for Smalls. But there are only brown eggs in Italy. I learned this after going to about four different stores and then finally asking at our little market.
It's not a big deal really, in fact, I have a habit of buying brown eggs in the states. However, it really puts a kink in your decorative panache. We had a Tim Gunn moment and "made it work" but I'll be shopping at the commissary for white eggs next year. It's not like we usually eat them anyway... especially if they have been rolling around on the ground...
I've told you all about the insane traffic, the hauling things up and down four flights of stairs, the constant party that is also our piazza (now every night since the weather is better), the daily circus of parking and parking attendants in the piazza, the nightly fireworks (seriously, on Sunday night at midnight they went on for about 20 minutes... we have no idea why)...
And then... bear with me here... there are the toilets. First of all, have I mentioned that most public toilets don't have a toilet seat? Ok, fine, one should never touch a seat in a public bathroom, I get it, but when you have a toddler strapped to you, your balance might be off a bit... just sayin...
And THEN... well, the toilets are designed differently here. They don't flush quite right. Those of you who have lived outside the US can commiserate I'm sure. It's just not the same. I'd almost rather just use a hole in the floor like in Thailand... Yes. It's that frustrating.
I was in the states recently for a couple of weeks. I was curious how it would feel, if I would "miss" anything Italian, or crave anything specifically American. Other than American toilets, here is the dirty list: avocados, hamburgers (specifically Five Guys), fried chicken, blue cheese dressing, toasted peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, and grilled cheese sandwiches, and avocados. Did I mention avocados? To be fair, we can get peanut butter here, and we can make grilled cheese, but the bread here is... Italian. It's just not the same. Oh, and we don't have a toaster. But we are going to fix that soon.
About the avocados... it's weird. Not to be found. Apparently someone tried to start an avocado farm here once (somewhere around here) - but the Italians, being creatures of habit, just didn't take to them, so they don't grow them and you can't find them. Oh, and same with cilantro. Only difference is, I could care less about cilantro (thank you Thailand for that aversion). The Major, however, loves himself some cilantro, so we'll see if we can grow some in our container garden.
I missed the tomatoes from Italy.
I don't know why we bother to even include them on things in the US - especially out of season. Horribly offensive. And couldn't wait for mozzarella di bufala. And pizza. I will never get over our pizza here. I will get more specific about that soon. And same with the gelato. Just collecting some more data... samples... to make sure you get the full picture...
Meanwhile, I'm working on a container garden. Mostly herbs - since they aren't so easy to find all of the time, and other than parsley, basil and celery, you are generally out of luck...
And then... I visit the ortofrutta truck downstairs and bring back all of this...
And suddenly I feel so very at home...


















